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hippieproblemz:

Daily thoughts

hippieproblemz:

Daily thoughts

piplump:

Me preparing for anal sex

piplump:

Me preparing for anal sex

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ruinedchildhood:

I need this. Can I get an 18 wheeler tho

ruinedchildhood:

I need this. Can I get an 18 wheeler tho

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unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

(Source: autosuficiencia, via kaylaquitbitching)

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

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drunktrophywife:

diary0fawimpykid:

best valentine ever omg


A) there are no way those nuggets are hot and cold mcnuggets cannot be savedB) that’s worth two dollarsC) where have those sticks been you don’t know what kind of bacteria is on themConclusion: you got ripped off

drunktrophywife:

diary0fawimpykid:

best valentine ever omg

A) there are no way those nuggets are hot and cold mcnuggets cannot be saved
B) that’s worth two dollars
C) where have those sticks been you don’t know what kind of bacteria is on them
Conclusion: you got ripped off

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